Will is on academic probation and he's worried he's going to lose his lacrosse scholarship, so he goes to see his guidance counselor. He tells her that his parents will kill him if he gets kicked off the team and has to go back to a community college. Ms. Valentine feels that they can work something out, especially since she's been feeling lonely due to a problem at home. Will's confused until she climbs up on the desk and rubs her tits in his face. She shows that she's good at stickhandling, too, but Will ultimately scores.